hootie tooter

Birthday party favor for small children. Blow in one end and the other end unrolls and makes a loud squawking noise. Sometimes there is a feather or tinsel on the end.

Blow that hootie tooter in my face again and I will shove it up your ass.

by your mom's other face December 4, 2011

slut tolerance

Slut tolerance is your built up ability to withstand cold tempetures from many times of ignoring the weather and wearing your slutty atire anyways.

Coined by jK47

"I can't believe you're wearing a crop top on Christmas!"

"I've built up quite a slut tolerance around my midriff."

by Slut warmth December 25, 2013

Piece Tolerance

To have a high tolerance for a specific smoking apparatus.

Sorry, can't smoke joints for a while, I have acquired a piece tolerance for them.

Damn, I hate developing piece tolerances for nice glass pieces.

by Milton Smitherton June 2, 2015

selfie tolerance

In a Snapchat conversation, the quantifiable amount of selfies one can take before resorting to photographing whatever is directly in front of them.

"I always feel bad snapchatting Gabby, her selfie tolerance is like 80 but I start snapping my laptop or wall after like 3 snaps."

by Porkchomp February 10, 2017

white toblerone

colloquialism for penis

Kayleigh loves white toblerone

by whitetoblerone January 27, 2018

Albert Tooker

Albert tooker is a gay ginger virgin

oh look it’s an albert tooker nigga

by Clapan November 30, 2019

Poop tooter

A lower brow and somewhat comical name for the human anus.

Dude, that is the last time I go to Taco Bell! You should have seen what came out of my poop tooter last night!

by DJ Optimus P March 30, 2020