angry walrus

Irate Odobenus rosmarus.

Yo 'sup! Deny him his bivalve mollusks at your own risk, 'cuz dat muthafucka be one angry walrus! Werd.

by Truth2Power September 11, 2004

walrus ass

A huge ass that is hairy like a walrus' face.

Bitch! Don't touch me with your walrus ass! its nasty!!!

by LizzyBitch69 October 27, 2008

Push The Walrus

To exaggerate, to stretch the truth, to blow out of proportion.

"Gee you're pushing the walrus!"
"Push the walrus why don't you?"

by DoctorHello April 11, 2009

The Whistling Walrus

A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.

Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!

by Davieee September 24, 2007

Walrus Fart

The sound you’d rather hear than Cos singing.

Is cas singing? No that’s a walrus fart.

by AliciaHorseHumper February 11, 2023

makeout walrus

A huge makeout whore. Someone who likes to play tonsil hockey at the clerb

Did you see Lauren macking on that frat boy with the jew fro? What a makeout walrus!

by Tito lover March 10, 2014

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022