Vertically Thicc

A very tall boi with seemingly little fat. Instead of being stored horizontally, the fat is stored vertically.

Adam: Yo, Richard, why are you such a tall skinny legend?
Richard: I’m just vertically thicc

by Papa_Pimp January 24, 2019

SnackSize Thiccness

A woman's figure which has all the properties of someone classed as thicc but has a much smaller build.

John: "Katie has got lil tits."
chris: "nah she's the perfect SnackSize Thiccness."

by Anonypocs August 20, 2018

Thicc Pigeon

A morbidly obese person within the age of fourty five and above, who walks as though they have an atomic wedgie with arms pressed against the chest like a Tyrannosaurus rex.

“Did you see David today?”
“No, what happened?”
“He looks like a Thicc Pigeon”

by _The_Savior May 8, 2018

Thicc Ripped

1. One who has the definition of a bodybuilder while still being as thicc as tree trunk from the torso up.
2. One who is both thicc and ripped.

Me: Dan Bilzerian has a strange build.
Charlie: Yeah he's thicc ripped.

Me: What do you mean?
Charlie: Even though he has tiny legs, he looks like he's cultivated a lot of mass on his upper body while still remaining toned.

by OneThiccRippedBoi February 12, 2018

Thicc Shock

When one visits from a country with few thickies and is overwhelmed by the numerous thickies in the country that one is visiting.

"Damn!! Tyrone, I am thicc shock by all the thickies I see here in Brazil."

by JoeJoeStar64 July 25, 2018

Dummy thicc

When your so thicc the claps of your ass cheeks alert the guards

#1:hes so dummy thicc it's hard to not notice him

#2:*clap clap clap*

by Never_existed January 1, 2021

Thicc meter

How to measure any DAT PHAT ASS by using two fine ass honeys...

The squad: dude what are you doing with your phone?!?!?!

Me: I'M using the THICC METER

The squad: wtf?!

Me: I'm simply looking at THICC Ass girl right here on her INSTA- and then I compare HER ASS BEWTEEN that CALI Girl KATY PERRY AND KIM "THE GIRL with the most below" Kardashian

The Squad: DAMN!!...thats some quantum shit, you should be teachin' classes about that.

Me: word THAT dawg.

by WATSZITOYA July 14, 2018