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Taylor Thong

When a girl's thong is sticking out of her jeans, and you just can't stop staring.
I turned around only to be distracted by a Taylor Thong that was brightly colored.
by The Best13 May 1, 2011
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schlongs in thongs

An amusing way to refer to male transvestites and pre-op transexuals, in the same vein as other rhyming or alliterative means of alleviating the ridiculousness of encountering men who are so psychologically damaged that they believe they are actually women trapped in men's bodies, because no-one has bothered to explain to them that they have X and Y chromosomes whereas women have only X chromosomes, and that their assertion that they are female is therefore medically and scientifically impossible.

See also:
chicks with dicks, cocks in frocks, sluts with nuts, dames with dongs, women with wangs, girls with grapes, princesses with penises, mums with plums, lads in lingerie, gals with balls, boys with boobs
I have an annual subscription to Schlongs in Thongs.
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
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Thong

simply the hottest piece of clothing a chick can wear. hott as hell.
by martin! April 9, 2006
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Thong

An undergarment for use at parties etc.
An external garment for use in Music Videos. (see: Britney Spears)
-Pull up your damn pants, I can see your thong.
-Somebody set us up the thong.
by Dr. Horatio MacTavish January 12, 2002
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thuong

She gave me some thuong last night
by KimLongHuynh December 23, 2008
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Man thong

A man thong is a male undergarment, typically worn by gay people. The front has a pouch to hold in your junk, and the back has a thin strap designed to look sexy! A thong is the second most sexy underwear behind the jock strap.
Look at his man thong, that is the sexiest underwear I have ever seen!

He is totally gay.
How do you know?
Because he is wearing that sexy man thong!
by Gaytwink15 July 4, 2017
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Damp Thong

The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.
I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.
by D - H April 15, 2008
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