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testicle burrito wrap

a person that has been laid by a Mexican
Skyler just did Shelby so he is a testicle burrito wrap.
by Skyler Saunders June 13, 2005
mugGet the testicle burrito wrapmug.

Testicle T-bone

When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.
Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.
by GustyDingus March 24, 2017
mugGet the Testicle T-bonemug.

Testicle Tom-Sama

A sexy buff man in the datarxz discord server. Has big cock and likes big cock cute femboys.
Testicle Tom-Sama: *watches sexy cute femboy compilation 4k free download no virus dobly digital*
by justdia October 30, 2020
mugGet the Testicle Tom-Samamug.

EDP445's Testicles

They are the hardest working thing. They cum to little girls every day. You can use it like:
Bro's foot is like EDP445's Testicles. Nahhhh.
by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023
mugGet the EDP445's Testiclesmug.

Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations
"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"
by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013
mugGet the Lance Armstrong's Testiclemug.

Mens testicle fluid

Semen, cum, sperm and few ather words
Hey bob i sprayed my mens testicle fluid on that cutie yesterday

Good for you jhon
by Maskvicius564 April 25, 2023
mugGet the Mens testicle fluidmug.

Low Hanging Testicles

When your balls are below your knees.
You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles
by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021
mugGet the Low Hanging Testiclesmug.

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