theo

hot sexy man with big long schlong

i love theo he makes me hard

by vbefbjhebvthgthgbirbutitrpoop April 19, 2022

theo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen:)

person1: theo is really cool!
person2: yeah ik, He’s also hot! ;)

by xdlolz October 4, 2021

Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes

Hey Ewan look at that cracker boy Theo over there

by Cjashh November 12, 2020

Theo

a fatass bitch who is afraid of balloons

person one: do you like Theo
person two: bitch no wtf!?!

by Bitter bucket January 19, 2024

Theo

massive cock and very freaky
come over please

"wow Theo has a huge dick"

by fartl0ver238 July 23, 2025

Theo

Theo is a crack up lad who pisses around in class, all his teachers hate him but his friends find him hella funny. Mrs Noble hates him and so does Mrs Martinez. He is very gay and likes to dry hump random people. He will never get Bex's even though he tried so many times

"Miss, how do you say forest in Spanish?" " THEO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASS" What a lad

by Da Pug11 October 16, 2019

Theo has curtains

Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say

YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does

Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies

by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024