Yoda CBT

If God Created CBT then who created CBME?

Can your you ever be redeemed by Yoda CBT or will you fail?

by TentacleSama May 11, 2023

Yoda

A wrinkly old fuck who needs his ketamine.

Yoda: mmmm ketamine i need.

by lil tim November 8, 2021

Baby Yoda

The most adorable creature you will ever see. How could someone not love him?

Is that baby yoda?
Yes just look at how cute he is?
He is not cute.
You are not breathing.
G A S P * d i e s *

by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021

Baby Yoda

Those gamer act noob, in actual is fukcing strong.

Those gamer (Lvl 15678). I'm very noob. Come play with me.

Friends: That fella Baby Yoda.

by Baby Yoda#1 July 23, 2022

Yoda Fags

People who for some reason believe Yoda is the most powerful jedi and will scour countless internet forums to argue how Yoda could win any fight.

"Did you see those dumb Yoda fags trying to argue how he could beat Thanos"

by dogmansupreme June 19, 2019

yoda on the back

When a man peforms anal sex regardless of the flexibility of the anus.

Reference to Yoda riding Luke Skywalker's back on Dagobah on Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

I had to give her a Yoda on the back:

"It's not going to fit."
"Do or do not; there is no try."

by the_lopes August 14, 2018

DJ Yoda

A very cool guy who is very friendly and does NOT doxx, extort, or DDoS. DJ Yoda is usually found sitting in a discord VC channel or talking in the most degenerate of servers.

Comgirl: euuagh *snorts e-drugs* whos up for esex guys
fat discord mod: me!!
Comgirl: i would NEVER do it with you! DJ Yoda can e-hit me from the back though!!

by sugaraddictedNEET December 12, 2023