flying weasel

When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.

Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick

by Bac1101110111 December 27, 2013

Horny Weasel

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut

Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit

by ChaosMates June 20, 2022

Pop weasel

The emotion of surprise

"ohmygawd! That party was such a pop weasel!"

by Leslie Coot February 18, 2009

Weasel water

Hill Billy slang for lighter fluid

Lexie go get some of that weasel water from the garage, let's get this grill going.

by Klanke February 25, 2017

Snatch Weasel

An individual who hunts down pussy constantly. Displaying behavior similiar to the cartoon weasel in Bugs Bunny cartoons. One who only concern is to fill the gap of some poor unsuspecting victim at any cost.

Look at Leo, that fuckin snatch weasel, he's been hitting on that same drunk bitch all night just waiting for her to pass out.

by Beaner0731 March 26, 2011

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.

Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.

by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015