Successfully seducing a woman that is temporarily emotionally vulnerable. A tactic inspired by the manner in which the majestic winged bird of prey, the condor, "swoops" upon his prey, locking an innocent bunny rabbit in its vicious tallons. A dubious method popularized by one named "B-Lighty, the unstoppable rebel force."
"I'm a Condor bro, I swoop... and if you don't watch your girl, i'll swoop on her too." Condor Swoop.
by Shin0bi June 04, 2014
When you go and flirt with the PMSs daughter and literally take her away from an event and smash in your designated area
by Wicketshmart December 17, 2021
When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.
At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.
by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019
When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
by GoonBoi May 09, 2020
by doombot240 December 12, 2016
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Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.
by photobygettyimages November 08, 2017