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super syphilis

A new, undiscovered strain of syphilis, discovered by the Housewives of Sunbury.
Sunbury Housewives have discovered "super syphilis", spread by the local sheep population in town. Resources and education about the disease now available via car vlogs on the interwebs.
by Hrd2gtt May 1, 2021
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Super Socker

-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.
by Rodkor April 2, 2015
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super banged

a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.
"want to hang out?" "i can't. i am super banged right now."
by solid g August 4, 2010
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Super-awesomeness

awesome x 3 = Super-awesomeness
That new Heyday website is Super-awesome, i wish our site had Super-awesomeness.
by Baron Hania November 3, 2010
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Super Sip

Super Sip was a beverage they sold in little milk jugs things at Safeway in the early 80's. They were assorted colors/flavors and pretty much premade Kool-Aid.
I was jacked on my way to school in my youth and Johnny stole my Super Sip.
by ramenrater.com March 14, 2011
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Super Pepper

A strongly spiked dr. pepper can usually mixed with rye whiskey.
Hey Nick! Make sure we have the goods for Super Peppers on the ice today!
by Puuurch11 February 14, 2022
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super keener

A keener who is a step or two up... or ten.

Much like regular keeners, super keeners like to participate enthusiastically in school and extracurricular activities. However super keeners are the leaders of the clubs, teams, and projects that keeners are oh so proud to be a part of. Super keeners are the most politically powerful students in a school; some even have more influence than average adults.

This doesn't necessarily make the super keener a popular and well known person. Some super keeners are relatively unknown socially within the school but have the most newspaper articles written about them outside. Meeting one of these hidden keeners can be quite the experience as you first assume they're a nobody but later discover they have local politicians on their contacts, and you realize you could be talking to the next prime minister. It can also be depressing as a role-reversal might occur and you will see yourself as the nobody in view of their accomplishments.

A super keener can still make a good friend though, they're usually nice and can help you with extracurriculars. Even if he/she doesn't you should still respect them, you might end up voting for them someday.
EXAMPLE 1:
super keener: "sorry i can't hang out this week, i have debate club, student government, basketball, green club, charity...

regular keener:"yeah i get it, you've got stuff to do"

EXAMPLE 2:
bob: "hey i googled wilson's name up, he was in like 10 diffrent articles"

jason: "who? i don't even know the guy"

bob: "he's a hidden super keener"
by JustSomeGuy2012 January 27, 2012
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