Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 31, 2024
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green bubble struggle

A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.

In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”
Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.
by Hyfin Ampersanderson March 31, 2024
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Struggle Chicks

1. A woman who does not meet society’s standards for their age group.

2. Typically a person (feminine) who cannot sustain/maintain their lifestyle. They require external support to survive.
Him (on phone): Why do you need $200?

Her (replies): I need to pay bills and my parents can’t loan me money.

Friend: I told you about dealing with these struggle chicks. 👀
by The Phantom Menace September 04, 2021
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Old man struggles

A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .
Virus: young jukes where are you?

Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.

Virus: bet

Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.

Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.

Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!
by Young jukes May 22, 2019
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YouTubian struggle streamer

A YouTuber who is striving to gain attention and views, often resorting to negative tactics such as slandering or criticizing others' projects or content to attract more viewers. These individuals are described as being desperate ("thirsty") for views and may go to great lengths, including creating drama or controversy, to get additional attention, even if it only results in a small increase in views. These streamers are struggling to achieve success on the platform and are using less-than-ethical methods to do so.
These YouTubian struggle streamers need to get a life.
by diameph July 23, 2024
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YouTubian Struggle Streamer

A YouTuber who is striving to gain attention and views, often resorting to negative tactics such as slandering or criticizing others' projects or content to attract more viewers. These individuals are desperate ("thirsty") for views and may go to great lengths, including creating drama or controversy, to get additional attention, even if it only results in a small increase in views. These streamers are struggling to achieve success on the platform and are using less-than-ethical methods to do so.
These YouTubian struggle streamers need a life.
by diameph July 23, 2024
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Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.
That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.
by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021
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