snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...

First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st

by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021

The Snorkel

When a man is receiving oral sex and ejaculates at the same time that his partner inhales, causing the partner to aspirate the semen.

John had to call an ambulance for Susan after he gave her the Snorkel and she couldn't breathe.

by fireeater5301 February 6, 2015

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

boner snorkel

A snorkel that is used by your boner. Only useable if you have the ability to breathe out of you penis.

Tommy has a fat boner snorkel!

by 210249 April 21, 2018

Snorkeling

Two Homos 69 until completion. Basically you’re just sticking your dicks in each other’s mouth and when those sweaty balls slap yours eyes it forms a mask

My buddy and I are going snorkeling. I suck his cock he sucks mine. We are certified.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

Dorm Snorkel

A makeshift device created by attaching scented dryer sheets to one end of a cardboard tube, typically used to mask the odor of cannabis by exhaling through it.

“Hey man, is it cool if I spark up in here?”

“Yeah, just use a dorm snorkel so the RA can’t smell it.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen March 17, 2025