meat sheet

also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. "meat" sheet instead of "meet" sheet because upperclassmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.

"That chick is hot--I saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies."

by desertfrog May 4, 2006

sheet

1.) a state of mind in which a person is ready to engage in sexual intercourse.

2.) to get a person into said state of mind.

3.) a synonym for "to have sex" used in phrases that include "shit"

1.) "before i could get the condom on, she was already sheeted"

2.)"I'm pretty sure she likes me. What should I do?"
"Git 'er sheeted!"

3.) "We sheeted all over the place and i have to say it was the best sheet I ever took. I totally sheeted her brains out"

by aPirAte August 10, 2010

Oh sheet!

When you are about to exclaim oh shit! in front of your parents, teacher, child, etc, and quickly save yourself by saying oh sheet instead

Oh sheet! I cracked my phone’s screen!! 🤯

by Yassdaddyboilovesmemore May 30, 2018

beat sheets

beat sheets are typically pictures of girls that you find sexually attractive, these are copied to one sheet of paper and printed off. this sheet is then used to excite yourself whilst you masturbate.

tordy used his beat sheets last night, he added some girls he knows from college

by umbaowew April 5, 2009

Ground sheet

1) a sheet made of water resistant material that can be lain on the ground to keep you dry

2) a military chick, most often in the army, that sleeps around with guys during field excersises

1) I laid my ground sheet down because the grass it was wet.

2) Shit, Sara is such a ground sheet. She fucked just about every guy during that week long ex.

by til880 May 18, 2010

sheet faced

as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!

Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!

by jadeviolet September 1, 2018

spinout sheets

Satin sheets on a bed used to quickly dismount after sex.

My spinout sheets gave me the advantage of a quick get-a-way after shooting my load on her face.

by GearHeadPrimate March 27, 2018