The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.
Sam so so sexy
by SamLovers February 15, 2023
Get the Sammug. 
by BENTHEHUMAN October 10, 2019
Get the Sammug. sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019
Get the Sammug. My best friend in the whole world. Funny and Smart, he has the best advice and support to lift you up. Great listener and perfect person to high key do a mission with. Sam is always there for you even though he will mention his own views on situations but the support is immerse. When determined he is unstoppable!
by 2PrettyJoyy November 25, 2021
Get the Sammug. She’s the best friend ever!! And she’ll help you through thick and thin!! She is super nice!! And very pretty!!!! She loves the same things you love and is an amazing person!
Sam is the best!
by Gooey Cooley August 14, 2022
Get the Sammug.