table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

pour amino

My lover thinking’s it’s now time to pour an amino down the drain and call it a day

A waiter walks up to you-
“Sir, how may I serve you?”
You look at him and nod your head.

“One glass of amino please”
The waiter stands back in a shocked stance.

“But sir, that is our finest item on the menu.”
You nod your head again and let out a small smirk, stroking your chin.

“I know” you say in a low voice.
“Thank you for pouring amino”

Pour amino

by Daddy zhongli October 5, 2021

Sarah Pour

A generous tip of the bottle...generally related to little humans finally going to bed.

The kids were a mess today...I'm going to need a Sarah Pour tonight!!

by Deuce77!! November 27, 2024

Warneke Pour Back

When someone finishes up front with a trans woman and then immediately uses what she just gave him as the lube to go in the other direction, applying her contribution straight back into her for round two. A full “return-to-sender delivery,” but through the back entrance. Think of it as “front to back, zero waste, zero imports.”

He didn’t even reach for lube. She finished in his hand and he just poured it right back into her and went in from behind. That’s a straight-up Warneke Pour Back.

by Mini mill October 20, 2025

Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

pouring concrete

an unique and exciting way to congratulate the announcement of a new grandchild

Nice wordle and we're pouring concrete over here

by BabyStark August 29, 2023

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023