The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.

Oh he is such an old man steve

by Elias59 October 27, 2020

Old Man Gummies

When an old man in a wheel chair tops you off.

Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!

by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 3, 2024

Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

Old man nipples

Raisins.

As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.

by Twin07 July 17, 2021

40 year old man flirting her

When a non-adult male ( between the age of 12 to 18) is flirting a female of the same age or younger ,like a 40 year-old business man would.

Boy 1: bruh I am trying so hard to show my feeling to my crush but this fuckboy dude is so much better

Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .

by TrippyWanderer23 March 24, 2020

Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...

Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.

by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012