*dies* inaudible noises
by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper July 01, 2020
Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
Being completely blitzed or drunk.
When someone is so drunk/high that this person can't communicate with his surroundings anymore nor can he understand what the people around him are saying.
When someone is so drunk/high that this person can't communicate with his surroundings anymore nor can he understand what the people around him are saying.
Johny was white noised, after 20 minutes of him staring into nothing he passed out on the couch and we had to drag him home.
by der Herzog February 05, 2012
when the "word on the street" or the hype on investor blogs is the basis for which an investor makes a market trade; when a trade is based on casual speculation rather than on press released information based on substance
by aMat13 April 08, 2011
Vantablack noise is a hypothetical type of sound that is said to be the darkest and most profound of all noises. It is a noise that is so deep and complex that it is almost impossible to hear with the human ear. Instead, it is thought to be a noise that can be felt and sensed by the body, causing a feeling of peace and relaxation.
One of the unique qualities of vantablack noise is that it is said to have healing properties. It is believed to be able to restore balance to the body and mind, helping to alleviate stress and tension. Some people even claim that regular exposure to vantablack noise can help to improve overall health and well-being.
Despite its supposed benefits, vantablack noise is also said to be incredibly elusive and difficult to come by. It is thought to be a rare and precious commodity, found only in the most isolated and remote locations on earth. Those who are lucky enough to encounter vantablack noise are said to be deeply affected by its power and majesty, and many people spend their entire lives searching for it in the hopes of experiencing its transformative effects.
One of the unique qualities of vantablack noise is that it is said to have healing properties. It is believed to be able to restore balance to the body and mind, helping to alleviate stress and tension. Some people even claim that regular exposure to vantablack noise can help to improve overall health and well-being.
Despite its supposed benefits, vantablack noise is also said to be incredibly elusive and difficult to come by. It is thought to be a rare and precious commodity, found only in the most isolated and remote locations on earth. Those who are lucky enough to encounter vantablack noise are said to be deeply affected by its power and majesty, and many people spend their entire lives searching for it in the hopes of experiencing its transformative effects.
bro have you heard the 10 hour vantablack noise on youtube? It literally healed my ptsd, I sleep like a baby every night bro look it up
by Bingchillingggg January 08, 2023
Vantablack noise is a type of sound that is said to be the darkest and most profound of all noises. It is a noise that is so deep and complex that it is almost impossible to hear with the human ear. Instead, it is thought to be a noise that can be felt and sensed by the body, causing a feeling of peace and relaxation.
One of the unique qualities of vantablack noise is that it is said to have healing properties. It is believed to be able to restore balance to the body and mind, helping to alleviate stress and tension. Some people even claim that regular exposure to vantablack noise can help to improve overall health and well-being.
Despite its supposed benefits, vantablack noise is also said to be incredibly elusive and difficult to come by. It is thought to be a rare and precious commodity, found only in the most isolated and remote locations on earth. Those who are lucky enough to encounter vantablack noise are said to be deeply affected by its power and majesty, and many people spend their entire lives searching for it in the hopes of experiencing its transformative effects.
One of the unique qualities of vantablack noise is that it is said to have healing properties. It is believed to be able to restore balance to the body and mind, helping to alleviate stress and tension. Some people even claim that regular exposure to vantablack noise can help to improve overall health and well-being.
Despite its supposed benefits, vantablack noise is also said to be incredibly elusive and difficult to come by. It is thought to be a rare and precious commodity, found only in the most isolated and remote locations on earth. Those who are lucky enough to encounter vantablack noise are said to be deeply affected by its power and majesty, and many people spend their entire lives searching for it in the hopes of experiencing its transformative effects.
bro have you heard the 10 hour vantablack noise on youtube? It literally healed my ptsd, I sleep like a baby every night bro look it up
by Bingchillingggg January 08, 2023
A television show / movie you’ve seen enough times that you know the plot by heart and it no longer requires active attention to follow, so you watch it while you’re completing other quiet activities, to fill the room with some kind of noise.
Friend: Hey, I thought we were going to study, why is Friends/Seinfield/The Office/Parks and Rec on?
You: I’m not watching it, it’s just background noise, let’s study!
You: I’m not watching it, it’s just background noise, let’s study!
by InspectorVega June 26, 2019