Laundry turtle

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024

Laundry chair

When you take your clean laundry and put it in a chair because you don’t wanna put it up.

I was feeling very lazy after doing my laundry so I created a laundry chair and all my clothes stayed there for days.

by Yeet!!@ April 17, 2021

laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection

“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”

by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022

laundry

a word that shawn mendes uses every 10 seconds

doing laundry everyday
to look at everyone and say hey make sure you appreciate doing laundry everyday

by leahlovesshawn October 31, 2020

Laundry

Doing laundry

I'm doing laundry

by Kpbunny December 29, 2021

Dirty laundry

Negative and personal business shared when it should stay between you and yourself

Jena is sharing her dirty laundry all over Facebook again. How embarrassing!!!

by Applepod October 20, 2019

Fuck laundry

The clothes and shoes pulled off (usually by the door) in your hurry to get to boning.

I can tell my roommate has a 'guest' because of the fuck laundry left immediately inside the door.

by Riot Gere February 16, 2022