Kevin

A shitty manager who has no emotion and constantly pulls starters early and replaces them with the bullpen, usually to less than stellar results; a pussy

Bob: Climb that tree.
Joe: No, I’m scared.
Bob: Stop being such a fucking Kevin.

by pizzajona August 12, 2019

Kevin

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll

Kevin is so weird

by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019

Kevin

Someone who is shorter than Alex

Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex

Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin

by N_O_TAlex January 1, 2018

Kevin

Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC

Me: Fuck Kevin, you're so fucking Thicc, I think i just came

by Fieldy_Snutz69 October 22, 2018

kevin

a kid from mr. parks's class

fuck that cunt kevin

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet June 16, 2018

Kevin

this man is amazing he will literally wear a bikini and go out in public singing"i"m a barbie girl" and he is so funny and reliable and he is very compatible with Ivny's

This man is such a Kevin

by hxzuybdz August 27, 2018

Kevin

No one can describe how god like Kevin is. He is great at everything possible. His best friend is Logan. Logan is a beta male compared to Kevin. Kevin's other friend drew is also a beta male.

Kevin is awesome

by Anonymous 184753 February 8, 2019