by Yerkish March 11, 2015
by Buzzeatsboobs September 02, 2023
The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
Craig Swanson Likes mark felton.
by Seamus Jewson April 20, 2022
Getting drunk off 19 beers and smoking 2 cartons of cigarettes while debating everyone that you are correct and they are all idiots at the same time plotting how to get the fat girl back to your filthy flat that has enough pubes on the toilet you can't flush in fear of it clogging.
by MadTrad February 23, 2022
The GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and non-existence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all. Craig The Great is the god od The Greats.
Craig The Great is the GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and non-existence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.
by RealRupert August 24, 2021
Craig Michael Jones also known as 133, The Silent One, The Killer, or by his number #5, is an American musician, best known as the samplist/keyboardist of the band Slipknot. Born: February 11, 1972 (age 44), Des Moines, IA
Music group: Slipknot (Since 1996)
Music group: Slipknot (Since 1996)
by King Kunta 6 April 28, 2016
The general of a 10,000 man army who sought to conquer a group of 1,669 homosexual soldiers,(69-71 AD). During said battle, he came to realize that he, in fact, was a raging homosexual. He then proceeded to remove his genatalia from his person. Two dwarfs of the underworld then emerged from the fiery abyss and carried off his penis to the depths of hell. He was then reborn from the ashes and placed on the earth in the year 1989 AD for one sole purpose, to hunt and capture as many men's asshole as humanly possible. Of course, scientific facts often reject the theory of such "General Lee", however, it remains popular among wive's tales and folk lore.
Craig Lee may attempt to persuade his victims in an unorthodox manner. He flaunts his gayness and usually disregards the fact that others may not be equally or even slightly homosexual. Nevertheless, he will use relentless tactics such as extremely detailed and erotic situations in which he promises to thoroughly pleasure you far more intensely than any woman may ever dream of.
i.e. "Yeah, you want me to put your dick in my mouth while you shit all over my well kempt garden, only to witness me rubbing and completely immersing myself in your fecal matter. I will stick your dick in my asshole and fuck you so hard you will wish you could be on top of a mountain to scream my FUCKING name when you cum harder than you ever have in your entire life. Craig Lee my name."
i.e. "Yeah, you want me to put your dick in my mouth while you shit all over my well kempt garden, only to witness me rubbing and completely immersing myself in your fecal matter. I will stick your dick in my asshole and fuck you so hard you will wish you could be on top of a mountain to scream my FUCKING name when you cum harder than you ever have in your entire life. Craig Lee my name."
by yeahokay March 03, 2007