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Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”
by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020
mugGet the Head Cleanermug.

Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs
Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.
by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021
mugGet the Vacuum cleaner filtermug.

throat cleaner

A fellatio sex move, where the receiving party has a dick of formidable size lodged in their throat, and it is vigorously moved in and out of the victims mouth to trachea, hopefully damaging the esophagus , see fuck,
He is so lovely and he put my whole fucking cock down his tight throat that was emmitting loud gushing sounds in the process. He tipped me extra for the throat cleaner, he was only expecting a regular blojob, but was satisfied by the faint taste of blood after it was over.
by reynreaktor October 28, 2013
mugGet the throat cleanermug.

Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!
by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011
mugGet the Puerto Rican Sewage Cleanermug.

rim cleaner

Your tongue/saliva on someone’s asshole during a “rim job
John I’m going to get you some rim cleaner for Christmas
by WutRUg4y December 7, 2017
mugGet the rim cleanermug.

Basement Cleaner

Anyone who clips or saves their pubic hair.
by stiffmista February 22, 2011
mugGet the Basement Cleanermug.

Kitchen Cleaner

guys i picked up a new Kitchen Cleaner yesterday, Look there SHE is.
by Vincent is brain dead June 15, 2022
mugGet the Kitchen Cleanermug.

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