Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.

What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.

by Cjepson August 8, 2019

cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.

Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.

by Johnny Cactus May 13, 2015

Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011

Horny Cactus

Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.

You’re a horny cactus!

by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018

Arizona Cactus

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.

Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!

by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020

reverse cactus

The act of smacking someone in the ass with a hand full of pins, in a sexual matter.

Lastnight I reverse cactus that girl.

by PussyDestroyer6869 July 3, 2017

Raging Cactus

When You put tooth pics on your dick and you just start plowing.

"Holy Shit, That's one Raging Cactus"

by weebweebweeb41 May 6, 2018