face boarding

The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.

I was on TikTok last night until I began face boarding.

by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 8, 2021

Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.

I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!

by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014

diving board

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.

Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.

by Cliford September 25, 2005

Butt Boarding

When someone sits on their ass for too long. Not to be confused with exercise.

Dexter, World of Warcraft has kept you butt boarding far too long. Go meet some girls.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Ouija Board

Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.

I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.

No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)

This crap opens a gateway/

If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.

by Not Zane August 17, 2004

Honor Board

(v) very similar to water boarding. But in the end you confess that you cheated to the Stevens Honor Board instead of mentioning your crimes as a terrorist.

Yo, Matt was Honor Boarded and was kicked out of school.

by TheSexBo-ombs September 29, 2018

Squirrel board

A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.

A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.

Trapper Eugen killer trapper Piotr when he discovered him using his squirrel board!

by Social Observer 2.0 June 27, 2016