incoherent bastard

"man, i hate that asshole bobby"
"yeah, he sure is an incoherent bastard, i couldn't understand what he was saying so he took my beer"
by slogathor April 01, 2009
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Gomie Bastard

An individual who is mentaly retarded although not diagnosed with and disabilities
*John falls up stairs*
Mary: John ya gomie bastard
by Cuntpunter March 12, 2017
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absolute bastard

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise “Super Mario”.
Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!
by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021
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big bastard

A larger than normal person
'Oi, ya big bastard, put down that pie'
by Rob Jay May 22, 2008
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bastard tactics

Methods or schemes that are considered unfair, degrading, or totally uncalled for in the male perspective.
Guy1: "I finally got back my laptop from my roommate after 2 weeks.
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."
by Pwince July 15, 2010
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Bastard Board

Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.
We finally got it to work after we realized that we had a bastard board that required AMI BIOS 2.2.
by nasamsl March 11, 2010
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Sales Bastard

Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.
I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!
by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009
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