a metric shit ton

The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons

Woah the titanic; weighed a metric shit ton.

by A metric shit ton September 4, 2016

ton(e) loc

Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.

After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.

by KB :) June 23, 2003

Watchu Ton-bah

What are you talking about?

DMX says: "ARh Woof Woof,"
Snoop says: "Watchu Ton-bah?"

by seano4 August 29, 2006

5 ton chubby

The erection brought about by the vibration of a diesel engine while in the sitting position.

As we passed Melrose and Vine, I acquired a 5 ton chubby. It was harder than my morning wood.

by double pee March 15, 2009

two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.

weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.

by shenzy August 8, 2008

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

fucking fuck ton

A fucking fuck ton is a measurement far greater than any other measurement it is an infinite amount of fuck tons more than a fuck ton, it goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and so on.

A measurement used to describe how much you love your soulmate.

I love you a fucking fuck ton.

by FuCkEdUp February 9, 2023