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Toad Fish

Very nasty, smelly vagina that gives off an unimaginably putrid stench.
That girl has some serious toad fish. I almost threw up when she walked past me.
by Turtle 123 February 23, 2015
mugGet the Toad Fishmug.

grump toad

"Whats up with Kambria lately?"
"i dont know man shes being such a grump toad"
by Gary Ford October 17, 2011
mugGet the grump toadmug.

Toad in the hole

A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.

Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.
“Nice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) “No Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) “hmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) “Aw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) “Oh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”
by Duckfartsoup April 30, 2020
mugGet the Toad in the holemug.

toad-lick

What a toad-lick!

Shut up, toad-lick!
by WordFreak March 8, 2009
mugGet the toad-lickmug.

battle toad

often associated with war pigs, battle toads have an extreme scent to them that in most cases is quite alarming and are often rugby players who are to stubby for any other sport
that girl in our school who plays rugby, what a battle toad
by cino April 29, 2005
mugGet the battle toadmug.

Toad-in-the-hole

When you drop a big, fat steaming stool into a cavernous cunt. Thus, making the shit resemble the sausage in a toad-in-the-hole.
I made a spiffing toad-in-the-hole with your mother last Sunday. The parson enjoyed it very much.
by Captain Butt Soup December 17, 2017
mugGet the Toad-in-the-holemug.

road toad

A cyclist who takes up space on the road and doesn't let any vehicles pass even when there's perfectly available space to the side of the road.
Sorry I'm late mate a fucking road toad was in the way!
by antiraodtoad March 5, 2017
mugGet the road toadmug.

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