Stranger choke

The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.

"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out

by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

Organizational Stranger

When half of a department, team, organization, etc. has only a vague clue what is going on in the other half of the department. This is especially relevant to group projects.

Looks like we've just experienced an organizational stranger.

by SMHE December 7, 2010

smeary stranger

The arm/hand not trained in the wiping of the buttocks. In the event of an injury or disablement of the predominantly used appendage, said arm/hand must be called in for back-up. This very often will cause mayhem on the toilet such as constant dropping of the toilet paper in the toilet, wiping in the wrong direction, poo on your hand, crying out obscenities in frustration, uncontrollable sobbing, clogging of your toilet from the constant dropping of the toilet paper and in severe and rare cases one may begin to holler out for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them...in which case would now be called a smeary friendly.

The smeary stranger was used to wipe his buttocks because his right arm was broken and in a cast.

The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010

the french stranger

When a girl is giving a blowjob whilst cupping the testicles, and without warning works a pinky into the backdoor.

Guy 1: yeah this girl gave the best head last night, knew all the moves.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.

by Candy Dots November 16, 2013

Stranger Shame

When you feel shame for buying something stupid, disgusting or embarrassing in front of the general public

She felt stranger shame as she bought two 2lb bags of Swedish Fish at the Walgreens.

by evilmissyann July 17, 2017

Tennessee Stranger

When you drink so much Whiskey that you don’t even recognise yourself in the mirror.

Edd: What happened to Will last night?

Robin: He went full Tennessee Stranger and reported himself to the police for breaking and entering his own home.

by Robin Eves December 21, 2018

Homicidal Stranger

The act of, while alone on a dark and stormy night, sitting on both hands until they go numb. After numbness has reached its peak, remove hands from underneath the buttox, and place one on your erect penis, performing masturbation while the other is placed on your throat, attempting to block your air passage. This simulates a stranger attemptig to pleasure and harm you at the same time, sending many mixed signals.

Johnny attempted the homicidal stranger last night and went a little too far.

by Pootytang25 July 12, 2018