Starbucks Mou

Asking someone out for Starbucks enthusiastically

Friend: Starbucks Mou
Me : Let’s go

by Instagram @askz_officialz April 4, 2019

Starbucks hag

A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.

Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.

Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!

Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?

Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!

Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!

by K. Schulten March 19, 2009

Go to Starbucks

a term for anal sex derived from the complicated ordering process at Starbucks, ie "I would like a carmel no whip low fat soy milk decaf frappacino and a dick up my ass."

"Lisa got so drunk last night she let Jeff go to Starbucks"

"Did you see Linda dancing? I wonder if she would let me go to Starbucks!"

by G. George V October 12, 2011

starbucks grind

Having sex in the Starbucks bathroom

Cathy and I had a Starbucks grind

by Shade tree November 18, 2016

starbucks drinker

A cube-dwelling person who works in an office downtown, gets there by driving an enormous SUV, pays full parking in the building garage and lives in a Mc-Mansion in suburbia financed with a sub-prime mortgage.

Look at those starbucks drinkers, they broker than we be.

by KDog93 July 3, 2008

starbucks and chill

The equivalent of netflix and chill for white girls

Let's starbucks and chill. But I have no money! *Face Palm*

by iliketoridetoes November 14, 2015

Starbucks name

the ridiculous name you give your Starbucks Coffee Attendee when placing your order

Starbucks Worker: What would you like?
You: One Grande Caramel Macchiato please
Starbucks Worker: Name?
::Thinking to yourself:: I'll give her my starbucks name
You: Yolanda Shaliza, thanks

by Gracie Cun February 13, 2007