Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

A puddle of bodily fluids left after sexual intercourse.

That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.

by DopeSauce4lyfe May 20, 2019

Puddle Dump

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs

Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!

by kecksucks September 10, 2016

Puddle Blaster

1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles

2. A person who makes females orgasm

My dad is a puddle blaster!

by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022

blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.

Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany

by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016

nub puddle

The opposite of leet sauce. Someone who has no skill and isnt awesome.

(Nub Puddle) - kills=0 - deaths=42

by American Hippie November 10, 2009

Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.

"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."

by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013