Virgin Nonce

A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce

Owen Babbington-ellis is such a virgin nonce

by BIGDIK101 February 8, 2019

word nonce

someone who thinks theyre proper clever cause they no the difference between spelling words.

'it's spelt *too* not *to*'
'WHO CARES! what are you some kind of word nonce?'

by Busby F. Humblebee May 18, 2020

Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky

"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"

by DominicCummings September 1, 2022

nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.

"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"

by yddimsttam August 20, 2021

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

Fat nonce

Thomas Davis Is a fat nonce

That kid Thomas is a fat nonce

by Mikeford November 1, 2021

Smelly nonce

A person with a bad odour who is also a nonce rouge

What a smelly nonce he is

by GuessLol August 3, 2018