Fat nonce

by Mikeford November 01, 2021
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Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.
by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019
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Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019
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nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect
"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"
by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021
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word nonce

someone who thinks theyre proper clever cause they no the difference between spelling words.
'it's spelt *too* not *to*'
'WHO CARES! what are you some kind of word nonce?'
by Busby F. Humblebee May 18, 2020
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nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.
"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"
by yddimsttam August 20, 2021
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nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it
two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.
by polarco September 26, 2019
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