nipple shock

nip•ple shock (nip’əl shäk) n. 1 trauma to the pectoralis causing pain at the tip of the nipple 2 (adj.) paralyzed in awe after seeing a huge pair of knockers.

1 ouch! You hit me in the tit with a ping-pong ball I'm if fucking nipple shock!
2 woah... That pair of jugs was amaizing, I'm in nipple shock bro.

by General Maxim September 25, 2008

nipple swag

Some one with incredibly handsome looking nipples generally a male.

(Nipples do not ever contain hair)

Girl 1; hey look at that guy's chest. He has the best nipple swag I have seen in my life.

by Zonalprawn April 17, 2014

goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.

When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.

by Novandalis December 24, 2015

shrew nipples

uncomfortably long nipples, something that you measure in YARDS

theo: dude i smashed tina so hard last night! turns out she has shrew nipples!
zoe: oh god! nasty!

by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020

Vale Nipple

1) Ian and Ula Jodi's retarded daughter

2) Likes being spanked by Bernard and Jenni

3) Often wears a see-through shirt to give a sneak peek of her tits

Vale Nipple is an F student, akin with her friends.

by stellathefairy November 16, 2017

nipple-bi

A bi-sexual woman that only allows bisexual contact on her upper body or exclusively on the breasts.

Erin still would like to have a relationship with Jessica even though she is only nipple-bi.

by Todd Anthony L. March 16, 2009

nipple holocaust

Grabbing of each others nipples in an excessive manner

we just had a nipple holocaust up there...it was brutal.

by Joe/chris December 7, 2005