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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
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Lumberjack

One who wears flannels & doesn't go to school, they cut down tress.
w3 !umb3rj4ck$ d0n+ g0 +0 $ch00l, w3 cu+ d0wn +r33$. Lumberjacks ~
by Lumberjack emily September 18, 2011
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lumberjack build

Typically when a man or women has wide shoulders, big arms, and small beer belly
That boy is hot

Yea he's totally rocking that lumberjack build
by Patrick Miller December 11, 2016
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Lumberjacking

A code name developed in many middle schools for jacking off.
*whispers to friend* " Hey Bob last night I was lumberjacking to some hot clown porn... That's the best. "
by Scruffy Luke The Wise November 16, 2016
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Lumberjacking

When one guy fucks 2 people of the same family tree. Such as 2 sister's or 2 cousins or any combination people related to each other.
"Dude, I fucked Sara and her sister Courtney"
"I can't believe you are lumberjacking that family tree!"
by Eskimo brothers June 3, 2017
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Lumberjack

Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.
Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!
by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011
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The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.
"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.
by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025
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