Kevin

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll

Kevin is so weird

by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019

Kevin

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.

I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.

by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020

kevin

loud, annoying, obnoxious he is someone you want to kill every time you hear his voice, he is short, and weak he could get beat up by a feather

omg i HATE kevin i want to punch him

by cxdfghjmnbvcfdgtyhujk,mjnbvfc May 3, 2019

Kevin

Someone who is shorter than Alex

Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex

Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin

by N_O_TAlex January 1, 2018

Kevin

A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.

Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death

by shdjhsdvsvw3 September 9, 2020

Kevin

gay as fuck and sucks cock the size of the earth

kevin sucks cock on god

by ahahahahahahhaahhahahasjsoebei May 1, 2019

Kevin

v to be obnoxiously loud and ritually screaming animal noises.

(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.

by HeyJayMDud January 18, 2018