Jeffrey Epstein

Someone paedophile who definitely didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
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Jeffrey Rasmussen

Jeffrey Rasmussen seems like a simple person, but like the name is more complex then they seem. Jeffrey Rasmussen is loyal, funny, geeky (not nerdy) and ok with it. Jeffrey Rasmussen has looked for other Jeffrey’s in the world and knows with a name like that all of them would be a fun person to hangout with. Jeffrey Rasmussen is the one that everyone loves to be around because he is loyal, caring, and honest to a fault. Jeffrey has seen many things in life and understands people better than 90% of the human population. In a group of friends Jeffrey Rasmussen is the one who entertains, the crowd.
Jeffrey Rasmussen can be a 3rd wheel, 5th wheel, or 2nd wheel. He is also perfectly fine being the lonesome wheel on the side of the road hanging out with nature.

If this isn’t the most accurate statement about Jeffrey Rasmussen then we suggest you just stick with the plain name Jeff.
Kudos to all the Jeffrey Rasmussen’s in the world.
Wow that Jeffrey Rasmussen…that’s it just wow that Jeffrey Rasmussen”
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Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.
Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?
by bonethegreat August 20, 2014
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Jeffrey

jeffrey is there
by f jeff smith May 31, 2022
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jeffrey

Someone who talks to your girl behind your back and when ya'll have known each other for most of your life and has only known the girl for a day and tells you not to be like that when you ask him to not talk to her.
You: I found out my suppossed friend Jeffrey, went to go talk to my girlfriend.
Friend: screw him
by Jeffrey Chaney November 06, 2019
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Jeffrey

Jeffrey, a really gay guy with a huge nose that most kids make fun of. Hes a tru nibba and is really good at video games. He will be a virgin all his life and loves to masturbate to his classmates photos on schoology. But all in all his dick is really tiny, but his heart is big.
Girl: omfg jeffrey is so gay
Guy: ikr.
Girl: his nose is huge
by Bigpeen32 May 16, 2019
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