I'm So Good-itis

When someone is new to a game and gets really good RNG, so they think it's all skill not luck.

Especially big in singleplayer games since no one is there to trash talk.
Person 1: "Jim just got to gold rank yet he just started playing last week"
Person 2: "Have you seen the way he plays? All luck, no skill. Bet he's feeling "I'm So Good-itis" right now.
by 420LoliPolice69 January 02, 2024
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Men-itis

A made up disease which a person goes crazy for men.
It doesn’t have to be exactly that, it could also mean the opposite.
Person: are you okay?
Me: No… I have Men-itis.. and there are alot of hot men here
Person: Menitis..?
Me: I love men so much I want a dilf to hug me to badly
by TheRobloxMafiaMansimp August 20, 2023
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American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."
by vaqlued June 08, 2023
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Mark-itis

Mark-itis is Lando, Pat, Nate.
by Nando11 September 26, 2022
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High-ity

Smelling of weed even if you haven't smoked it, such as if you've been in a room or area of people smoking it and now you also smell of it.

*weed smell is on your body even if you haven't smoked it because you were in the immediate area of people smoking it*
Person 1 "Dude, you're high-ity af. You've been near the weed smokers haven't you?"
Person 2 "Yea man but I didn't smoke it... I'm just high-ity"
by Cyr2Cold March 17, 2016
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Methwillie-itis

Shrinking of the male genitalia from use of methamphetamines
Babe I’m sorry I can’t get it up I’m suffering a severe case of methwillie-itis.
by Lube Mobil wcty May 08, 2022
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Tv-itis

When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.
Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.
by Dc0118 February 28, 2021
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