Feathers

it's one of the things that most Dinosaurs love.

-Dinosaurs have feathers!

*Jurassic Park fans scream in pain*

by BOI399 April 4, 2018

tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Feather Ears

Feather ears is when feathers start coming out of ears, the feathers cause ringing and pain in the ears. If left untreated the victim will become deaf and in extreme cases die. This happens when the victim knows they are in a bad relationship but still are in the relationship, the more they listen to their partner the more feathers will come out.

“Did you know? Dallas is deaf because his boyfriend was abusive.”
“He got feather ears from that.”

by BatTriekxx May 30, 2022

Feathers in my nose

When your allergies get real bad and the inside of your nose is tickling.

“Ah, dude. My allergies are so bad, I have feathers in my nose!”

by Cacaree July 18, 2023

Meather feather

Slang term to “mic check”

Testing testing meather feather check check.

by Savage.breed June 26, 2023

feathering

Tickling a butthole with a feather

Lindsey got caught feathering her dog by her dad.

by Roger of Mortimer January 15, 2022

some days chicken some days feathers

Sometimes you up, which is when you'd have a chicken, you know a whole bird, you full and some days feathers, you down, ain't got shit but the part you can't eat, still hungry

Hey how's it going?
You know, some days chicken some days feathers

by Coloredwrong August 23, 2023