writing on the dog 

jargon/slang/lingo

A phrase that can be used as a response to a question about a person's current status.

Can replace the current phrases: "just chillin," "hanging out," and "relaxing."

The phrase is not connected to the physical act of writing on an animal.

Guy 1: "What are you doing?"
Guy 2: "Just writing on the dog."
Guy 1: "Cool."

writing on the dog by candyjebus May 14, 2007

walking the dog 

the act of smoking marijuana.

I'm going to be out walking the dog for a second.

walking the dog by mynameisnotcraig April 16, 2011

yappy the dog 

any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')

someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!

the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!

that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!

yappy the dog by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

What the dog doin? 

unspeakable things

Person1: What the dog doin?
Person2: we dont know, well never know.

What the dog doin? by nike kicks June 8, 2022

Feed the Dog 

(verb) spanking; fapping; jerking it; choking the chicken; turning Japanese; stretching the armstrong; beating off; pulling tongue

D: Are you coming to work today or just sitting around feeding the dog?
A: I would go to the bar but I have to go home and feed the dog.

Feed the Dog by Taste_Purple March 30, 2015

walking the dog 

: The act of taking your pet dog on a
walk in the great outdoors.
: To fondle one's penis.
: To fondle someone else's penis.
: Something to say when one doesn't
want one/others to know that they
are about to smoke out of their
bowl/chillium/pipe.

1. Hey Bob, you need me to go walk the dog?
2. Bob, I'm walking the dog can u give me a minute!
3. Bob you need help on walking the dog?
4. Be back in a sec, gotta go walk the dog.

walking the dog by kdv July 8, 2005

Jagging the dog 

Wasting time, goofing off or loafing.

I can't get my kids ready to go to school in the morning. They are always off jagging the dog.

Jagging the dog by rico the donkey September 23, 2005