The Chef of Love

A mythical creature, thought to reside somewhere in Northern England, he runs the legendary Kitchen of Passion, where all you need for a good time is an electric whisk, a cheese grater and a bottle of olive oil. Contrary to popular belief, the Chef of Love has no affiliation with Chef from South Park. When not making the sweet love and baking the tasty pies in the kitchen, his hobbies are believed to include the tasy tuba
"Hey, aren't you the Chef of Love?"
"Yes I am, how did you tell?"
"Because you're walking around with your giant cock hanging out and your balls are covered in whipped cream".
by The Chef of Love December 16, 2006
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chef's surprise

When you open up a girl's pussy real wide, and, disgusted by what you see, throw up in it.
If you're squeamish whenever you see private parts (you big pussy...) then the chef's surprise is the move for you.
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Chef’s kiss

The term Chef’s kiss is often used by hipsters and douchebags to try and make something seem special or more important than it actually is. Often used to describe food or a woman’s vagina.
Damn that girls pussy was “chef’s kiss”.
by Jackfromgeico February 25, 2022
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chef rob

A fat fuck chef who has bigger tities than there own wife`s rack... they also have a skindog and love docking...
Hey mike he looks a bit like a chef rob don`t u think?
by private pyle June 11, 2007
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chef curry

Chef curry is cooking up something good.
by A1B December 21, 2014
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This aint it chef

Food a chef thinks is good, but isn't.
my applesauce bacon milkshake is delicious! "This aint it chef.
by Dr_Lettuce August 24, 2018
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chef's salad

when tossin' a salad that has a hemmorroid..(alil bit o meat).
i went down on this chick who had a nasty chef salad.
by kenney roberts March 08, 2005
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