The Adam Curse

A curse dating back at least 5 years which has now been proven to this day.

Austin: Hey who did you draft for NvW?

Andrew: Adam why?

Austin: Yikes, you really drafted the Adam Curse?

by Tip Toe Mikey July 16, 2019

ud curse

The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!

Because of the ud curse my brother put on me I carry a pen and paper where ever I go.

by jimmybomm June 23, 2020

ducati curse

A form of black magic often used to bestow hardships upon another mans motorcycle, most commonly used against BMW owners as they are also European motorcycle owners.

Yo man, that dude put that 'ducati curse' on my shit.

by Murdock July 11, 2017

Heart Curse

Went you love someone and they deny you and hurt you.

He dumped me and I loved him, I can expect the heart curse.

by Anime Chick August 6, 2010

The Curse of the Tumblogger

A curse that affects those who Blog on Tumblr. They stay on Tumblr, refreshing their dashboard in hopes of another post, until early morning hours. But when they finally go to bed, they are plagued with the thought of what their Night Blogging Tumblr Friends would be posting. They will not be able to sleep because of these thoughts and will wake up as sleep deprived zombies, but this is cured by another dose of Tumblr, which starts the cycle again.

Non-Tumblogger: Holy Shit, what happened to you?
Tumblogger: Need... Tumblr...
Non Tumblogger: DUDE WAKE UP
Tumblogger: Can't... Need... Tumblr... Dashboard... Night blogging... posts... funny...

Non-Tumblogger: WAKE UP
Non-Tumblogger 2: Leave him be, it's The Curse of the Tumblogger. He'll be fine once he gets on the computer.

by sanchow March 27, 2013

cursed communism

Communism that is presented in a cursed way.

Abbreviation: cc

Synonym: crowd control

"I want to seize the means of production but I'm Dummy Thicc so the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the bourgeoisie.(cursed communism)"

by ku-eche March 25, 2020

The Curse of Ronald

The Curse of Ronald is used when someone makes a terrible mistake and other people have to pay for it.

This guy is dragging me down, he is The Curse of Ronald.

by JuicyBigDaddyBoi December 14, 2020