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Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual who owes you money (from a previous bet situation) repeatedly forgets to pay you back because he/she "forgot".
John: Hey, do you have my money?

Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!

John: Fine.

*next day*

John: Hey, do you have my money?

Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!

John: Worst Bet lag!
by shaquillejohnson June 11, 2011
mugGet the Bet Lagmug.

Douche Bet

In poker, a Douche Bet is when a player bets the exact amount of money another player is holding in order to intimidate that specific player instead of just betting.

Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.

If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"
"How many chips do you have left?"

"75 dollars"

"then I bet 75 dollars!"

"What a Douche Bet..."
by callonjim March 21, 2010
mugGet the Douche Betmug.

bet chet

It’s like saying bet but with a little spice at the end
“Yo let’s go to the bar
“Bet chet
by Okokokookok October 25, 2019
mugGet the bet chetmug.

drunk bet

Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.
Drunk bet

Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."

The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.

Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."

Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017
mugGet the drunk betmug.

Jersey Bet

A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.
I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.
by T'Rezi July 13, 2016
mugGet the Jersey Betmug.

Bet-nan

A Nan, or Gran, who doesn't mind gambling her family's lives away, she will do anything for a good bet.
"who's got the bet-Nan?"

"you, you illiterate fuck"
by reece cotterill November 6, 2019
mugGet the Bet-nanmug.

regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.
Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
mugGet the regret betmug.

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