mans Gunk lumps

when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!

Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.

by lilly1974 February 4, 2009

Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

Fat lump

An obese creature that communicates in a language of snorting and has a series of mental health problems that affect how it behaves, resulting in craziness, stupidity, and overeating.

My great great great great great great great grandma is a fat lump.

by Obese_feetofmine April 11, 2023

lump boy

A derogatory term for a fat person

Steve: alex you need to stop eating so many doughnuts you lump boy.
Alex: fuck off.
Steve: look at you you fat lumpy oaf man

by C0CkMan November 21, 2020

Douche-Lumping

1. The act of automatically assuming that a person is an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag, just because he's a white American Male. Closely associated with reverse-racism and general xenophobia, but is most often perpetuated by over-politically-correct "open-minded" white hipster girls with no marketable skills but a shitload of opinions from their community college elective courses.

2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.

1. A white amercian male, Upon approaching a group of average african-americans at the bar, "Hey gentleman, how are we tonight?"
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."

2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."

3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."

by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

smelly lump nuggets

Nice turds coming out of horse holes

A: Wanna buy my smelly lump nuggets?
B: Sure!
A: Really?
C: JUST GIVE HIM THE GOSH DARN MONEY
B: Fine you smelly lump nugget
C: SAY THAT AGAIN!
B: NICE TURDS COMING OUT OF HOUSE HOLES!

by McDerpz March 6, 2017