occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO June 21, 2012
Get the Stoner sciencemug. Love Science studies the over 200-types of love, and the many ways individuals can love and be loved.
Individuals who practice love science are called love scientists and they have discovered that the brain processes love neurochemically and neuroelectrically and changes the body's biochemistry in ways that improve the biological, emotional, and mental states of both humans and animals.
I feel love for an individual who I calculate can help me or provide me with something I need. When a person "falls" in love, they lose a degree of self-control and feel a strong need to give different things to their love object, thereby making love mutual and allowing the two or more participants to grow as a result of their loving interactions. Lastly, love cannot be purchased or given a price. I think it is a one-of-a-kind supernatural phenomenon.
I feel love for an individual who I calculate can help me or provide me with something I need. When a person "falls" in love, they lose a degree of self-control and feel a strong need to give different things to their love object, thereby making love mutual and allowing the two or more participants to grow as a result of their loving interactions. Lastly, love cannot be purchased or given a price. I think it is a one-of-a-kind supernatural phenomenon.
by but for May 2, 2018
Get the Love Sciencemug. The creator of slideshow comparisons on YouTube
He got demonetized 3 times and hates comparisons now
He got demonetized 3 times and hates comparisons now
by 🧊 Ice Bird 🧊 November 4, 2023
Get the JG Sciencemug. A small degree program at RIT.
Also, something that no one who is involved in can explain to anyone else without a month of explanation.
Also, something that no one who is involved in can explain to anyone else without a month of explanation.
A: Oh hey, what's your major?
B: Imaging Science
A: Oh, what's that?
B: Well we look at light. And physics. And polynomial texture maps. And sensors...
A: wut
B: ...yeah, it's hard to explain. If you want to come to the lab I can -
A: No, that's okay...
B: Imaging Science
A: Oh, what's that?
B: Well we look at light. And physics. And polynomial texture maps. And sensors...
A: wut
B: ...yeah, it's hard to explain. If you want to come to the lab I can -
A: No, that's okay...
by me, you know me November 3, 2010
Get the Imaging Sciencemug. Synonym for "complete and utter bollocks". Often used in conjunction with the word "prove" - though it's important to note that the word "prove" is, in such circumstances, used as a synonym for "fabricate lies".
the flat earth society uses alternative science to prove that the "round earth" theory is a conspiracy.
by mrchuckles August 24, 2017
Get the alternative sciencemug. UltraKip Science (UKS) is a leading company in the area of advanced quantum lasers. UltraKip Science is responsible for the creation of Combustible Bread, the Power Melon, Universe in-a-box, etc.
by Ethaniel Welchert March 1, 2017
Get the UltraKip Sciencemug. WOMAN1: the science team is full of hunks! i wish i could have sex with all of them
WOMAN2: i know right! they are so strong and racist, so sexy
WOMAN2: i know right! they are so strong and racist, so sexy
by big ham the awesome man March 4, 2021
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