Teenage Syndrome

For ages of the human being 12 to 18. It's the disease where everything is your fault. No matter what the cause, you are to blame. In addition, if you are male, you are a horndog and if you are female, you are labeled a whore. There is no cure for this disease. Diagnosis usually comes from family members ages 30+. Remedies for this disease include meeting the requests of the person who gives you the diagnosis.

If you have this, you always have an attitude. You always play your music too loud, and you always think you're better and smarter than anyone.

Mom: "Why do you have such an attitude?"

Boy: "Sorry, it must be the Teenage Syndrome"

by MiKeal! March 20, 2009

teenagersbutpog

the best subreddit ever, land of not getting banned for shitposts and green fields

hey bro, have you checked out r/teenagersbutpog? its like r/teenagers, but pop

by crawdaddy126 May 17, 2021

teenager

Teenagers aren't all weed smokers and gangbangers. And for the ones who are thats because the STUPID adult they are living with don't have a cluse and obviously can't raise a child. teenagers are going through the most important period in a persons life. During this Time period you find out who you are and what you can do. You start a real relationship, you get your heart broken and you prepare for the rest of your life...Something most adults haven't thought about yet bacause they too busy getting drunk on their mothers couch to think about any thing else

Adult one: You ain't no good you are just like your father.
Teenager 1: You made me like my father but its best I'm not like you
Adult one: How about you go live with him
Teenager 1: If you had asked him his name I probably could

Adults make their problems out of ours!!!!Thats why we rebell!!!

by lovelytie December 26, 2007

teenage man candy

An attractive teenage boy that is the object of an older (frequently in her early twenties) woman's affections and/or lust. They are often emo boys.

There was some hot teenage man candy hanging out at the high school today.

by Alison G. March 7, 2007

teenageism

A kind of movement where people believe that teenagers are better than the rest of the population and should not be mistreated or discriminated against in any way; i.e. anyone who is not a teen is inferior(adults and elders) and should have to bow down to the modern teens standards of what is acceptable and cool, especially those who are older than 21.

There are many who believe that teenageism would be beneficial in ending the problem of ageism, where today's youth is discriminated against, and is treated unfairly by the adult population.Teens should have all the same rights that adults have since many of them are as mature or resposible as the age of majority anyway.

by Phaenixdrools March 31, 2007

them darned teenagers

what anyone over 30 calls teenagers (i.e. anyone from 13-18). they say it like it's an insult, like people choose to be that age. normally followed by "did it" "stomped on my flowers" "distroyed my life" "shouldn't be driving" "should die" and so on. also used by teens in the everlasting war between teens, kids, and older adults.

55 year old-"them darned teenagers tore up my garden today"
49 year old-"let's go to country buffet and complain about them darned teenagers all day"
55 year old-"what??!!"
49 year old-"LET'S GO TO COUNTRY BUFFET AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM DARNED TEENAGERS ALL DAY"
55 year old-"WHAT???!!!"

by 999666333 May 12, 2007

teenage mutant ninja nigga

1) Carlo

2) A really hyper active Asian who jumps off walls, eats rice, goes crazy, practices ninjitsu, listens to rap music, or is the Shiznit.

That Teenage Mutatant Ninja Nigga ate my rice bowl!!

by Raven April 5, 2004