tart kart

Also known as the short bus. Insulting the bus that mentally handicapped kids ride to school.

Did you see the kids getting out of the tart kart this morning.

by Zack April 10, 2005

Pop Tart

A boy or girl that is 12-19 years old. Can be used to refer to a typical teenager. The only thing that most kids of the latter age know how to do is cook instant noodles and pop tarts.

That pop tart doesn't even know how to cook and she wants to get married? What a loser.

by bigrigcalibear August 16, 2012

Queef Tart

n. An annoying mammal who consistantly queefs and covers it up. Also refered to ask queef brains, fuck tarts, or queef bags, a queef tart is someone (mainly female) who would refere to her friends as bitches. Not a plesent person to be around.

Me- "For real stop being such a queef tart!"
Her- "I'm not bitch!"

by Ryan Manariol February 9, 2010

fruit tart

Homosexual prostitute

Joe is such a Fruit Tart!

by Joseph Smithsonian May 8, 2014

Pop-Tarted

1). A broken or misshapen Pop-Tart

2.) A Pop-Tart unable to be eaten

Damn, all the Pop-Tarts in this box are Pop-Tarted!

by TyD1Carlo June 24, 2011

apple tart

someone that is rubbish at carving pumpkins

"whoah, look at that pumpkin, i bet apple tart carved it"

by floraa September 24, 2009

tart in a bottle

Slang term for Newcastle Brown Ale

"jesus christ, he's got the tart in a bottle out."

by GF May 1, 2005