Jason Tang

Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night

Nobody:
Jason Tang: Bruh I got the biggest dick on the planet lmao

by BBC Bason April 22, 2019

Fuh-Tang

The sound a bell makes.

Dude 1: Here go hit that bell with this. *Hands Dude 2 a mallet*

Dude 2: *Takes mallet* Okay. *Hits giant bell with mallet*

Bell: *FUH-TANG!!!!!!!!*

by Jake the Ninja November 28, 2009

Super Tang

A shit-brown beverage consisting of one part Tang, one part Jager, and five parts regret on the rocks.

Gordon: Hey bro, want some of this Super Tang?
Coleman: FUCK NO!

by Poop Drink Savant January 6, 2013

prune tang

Slang term for old lady vagina

Grandpa is headed to the nursing home is about to get some prune tang

by Brandi m dukes November 3, 2017

Jacky Tang

Hey, My name's Jacky
And I've just met you
So here's my number
Suck my noodle!

Boy: Hey, My name's Jacky

And I've just met you

So here's my number

Suck my noodle!

Jacky Tang: Fuck off, white boy!

by Brutas August 21, 2013

Tang Thomson

The act of ejaculating directly into a human mouth, immediately followed by a generous squirt of orange flavoured liquid Tang concentrate or a scoop of powdered Tang drink mix, in order to enhance ejaculate flavour and aid in swallowing.

Origin: Tom Thomson Lake, Algonquin Park, Ontario, Canada

Did you guys share a tent last night? Nice! What’s all that orange stuff? Did you give her/him a Tang Thomson?

by Tang Thomson September 30, 2019

Pootie Tang

wordSah-Dah-Tay/word!

Kappa-chow!!

by brahm2 September 28, 2003