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Knights of the Round Table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.
-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.
by JeffAck March 31, 2008
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Tabernacle

often used in Quebec in the form of: Tabarnak.

Tabernacle is a swear.
1 Tabarnak! Kossé k'tu vien de faire la!?
2 Toé mon tabarnak!
by soulvacuum January 5, 2005
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Table Texting

When people covertly (or not) text message someone in their immediate vicinity because they are lazy, strange, or don't want other people knowing what they're talking about. - Most often noticed occurring in restaurants after the clubs/bars close (like iHop, Denny's, Truck Stop, etc...)
I can't believe Robert is texting that girl sitting across the table from him, instead of just talking to her. But remember, he is the King of Table Texting.
by Towerguy Rob April 27, 2010
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Put your dick on the table

Similar to putting your foot down, "Putting your your dick on the table" is a phrase used when someone just exerts their dominance over everyone else in the room, and wants their way, no longer taking any "bullshit" from anyone else.
We were all wondering which movie to go to, until Robbie Put his dick on the table and bought us all tickets to see 22 jumpstreet.

"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.
by The ultimate name caller September 2, 2014
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table chef

a person who can not order off the menu but feels compeled to rewrite it to their own untrained creations
the table chef on 43 wants gorgonzola sauce with here fish
by clark mcdaniel October 30, 2003
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taberknackle

The act of christening material items belonging to someone other than yourself with male genialia.
When Sherman went to the head, I TABERKNACKLED the mouthpiece on his phone.
by Suspence and the MIS Gang October 4, 2004
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table vac

"Kenny's been using speed again!"
"Yeah, he's becoming a real table vac"
by jormeidt October 5, 2006
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