Ultimate frustration

Knowing something to be true, then finding out it isn't.

I cant wait to have my last pack of pop-tarts... WTF!!?? WHO THE F#$% ATE MY LAST POP TARTS!!!!!!!?? I now know ultimate frustration...

by Gaziltapig January 1, 2012

Ultimate Procrastinator

Zain write ur goddamn fantasies

Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.

by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020

The Ultimate Movement

In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.

"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson

"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron

by PleasedPatient December 3, 2019

Ultimate Gourmet

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.

Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.

by Palindromatic February 19, 2009

The Ultimate Checkmate

When you have sex with your current landlord's daughter in the room she once lived in

The Ultimate Checkmate has officially been completed.

by three3dashes August 27, 2012

Ultimate ratio

It's when a tweet get's more like's then the other but the orginal tweet needs to be lower than the poplution of the vaquita and the ratio giver tweet need's to be higher than the Javan rhino.

Twitter user: replace Dream is sucks with Women dosen't seem funny now is it? 3 likes
Chad:Ratio 102
Twitter user 2: Holy fuck that ultimate ratio you destroyed them!

by Dioxide62 June 3, 2021

ultimate narcissism

the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror

Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss

by PikaFan157 January 3, 2007