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serious as a lawyer

When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a fool out of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".
Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"

dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!
by LittleMermaid19019 April 10, 2008
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Serious Cat

A very fucking serious white cat popularized by imdb.com user Timmys_DownTheBloodyWell. He is Emperor and Supreme overlord of a board called "The Sandbox" as well as President of the Anti-squirrel coalition. In his spare time he enjoys spreading awareness of the seriousness of a thread, killing infidels (mostly squirrels), and he also taking long llama rides on the beach.
*A poster tries to joke in a very serious thread*
Serious Cat: *stares with a look of extreme superiority and seriousness*
by TDTBW September 30, 2007
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seriousity

a way of being serious. not joking. not lying. being fucking serious. like seriously...
carolina: can i come over to your house later for gossip girl tonight? and THEN we can finish our science project...

ixell: dude are you sure? won't that be tiring?

carolina: no douchebaguette. it'll be cool. i'm serious.

ixell: you sure?

carolina: yeah bitch, i'm talking seriousity!
by cee_ess_ness May 18, 2009
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Seriously

A .lazy response of agreement to almost any statement. Takes the place of 'yeah', 'same', or 'mmm'.
Person 1: This lecture totally blows.
Person 2: Serously...

Person 1: Man, I am so hungover.
Person 2: Seriously...
by boppp October 28, 2009
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Seriously Nass

1. A term used to show the udder stupidty of an action
2. Action must be carried out during a time of debauchery or mild to extreme stupidity
3. Influence of drugs or alcohol required
4. Nass, a common Madison term meaning idiot, dervived from the verbial phrase "pulling a Nass"
5. Nass is also refers to an urban campus legend
John's utter stupidty the nite before, caused me to say "seriously nass".

Did you know Steve got arrested carrying one shoe and a cellphone? Ya, he pulled a Nass
by A Cunning Midget May 22, 2007
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Seriously Technical Device

Seriously Technical Device is a slang term for a STD.
"Hey, did hear that Amanda has a Seriously Technical Device."
"Yeah man, she's got some gadgets!"
by Meowwoman March 22, 2009
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