The wool sweater, hand made, given to you at Christmas by a your half-blind, half-mad, widowed great-grandaunt. So hot, ill-fitting,itchy and of such a disurbing color that it can only have been crafted from the shitty clumps of wool (dags) sheered off the asses of sheep. Usually smells like cat pee and stale cigarettes.
Asswipe boy/girlfriend: "How'd you get a sunburn in December?"
You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."
You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."
by Snowflaked April 16, 2009
Get the dagwool sweatermug. 
by ListensToGirlInRed July 12, 2021
Get the sweater weathermug. A garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the Lifer Sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. This sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn't leave the office. Evern. Once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to assume that the owner isn't planning on going anywhere.
by ardenm December 21, 2009
Get the Lifer Sweatermug. Slang for "docking". The act of two men shoving the head of their dicks into each others foreskin while mutually masturbating.
by sigoy December 5, 2012
Get the Sharing Sweatersmug. When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!
by whitemikeflyguy February 26, 2015
Get the russian sweatermug. Phil: "Eh, how come u have one undone sweater?"
Derek: "My dog bit off the string and it made one big ass hole."
Phil: "Dam."
Derek: "My dog bit off the string and it made one big ass hole."
Phil: "Dam."
by Skittlez Pie December 6, 2016
Get the Undone Sweatermug.