The wool sweater, hand made, given to you at Christmas by a your half-blind, half-mad, widowed great-grandaunt. So hot, ill-fitting,itchy and of such a disurbing color that it can only have been crafted from the shitty clumps of wool (dags) sheered off the asses of sheep. Usually smells like cat pee and stale cigarettes.
Asswipe boy/girlfriend: "How'd you get a sunburn in December?"
You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."
You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."
by Snowflaked April 16, 2009
Get the dagwool sweatermug. 
Phil: "Eh, how come u have one undone sweater?"
Derek: "My dog bit off the string and it made one big ass hole."
Phil: "Dam."
Derek: "My dog bit off the string and it made one big ass hole."
Phil: "Dam."
by Skittlez Pie December 6, 2016
Get the Undone Sweatermug. When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!
by whitemikeflyguy February 26, 2015
Get the russian sweatermug. Slang for "docking". The act of two men shoving the head of their dicks into each others foreskin while mutually masturbating.
by sigoy December 5, 2012
Get the Sharing Sweatersmug. The otherworldly phenomenon that occurs when a girl wears a tight sweater that enhances the apparent size of her boobs.
by Funkfoam December 17, 2010
Get the Sweater Effectmug. A gathering of employees inside the walk-in refrigerator (hence the need for a sweater) of a restaurant for the purpose of becoming inebriated.
"Every customer was a dick today! Now that we're closed, we should have a sweater party before we start cleaning."
by Tuffcookie April 5, 2013
Get the sweater partymug.