bar sweater

a sweater you don't care if you loose at the bar.
"i don't care if i loose it at the bar" sweater.

i lost my bar sweater last time we went out, so i'll have to make sure i keep this one on tonight.

by metdizzle December 20, 2008

sweater globes

Breasts.

That babe's got amazing sweater globes.

by max October 7, 2008

russian sweater

When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!

Give me a double of stoli, its freezing outside and i need to put on my russian sweater!

by whitemikeflyguy February 26, 2015

douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.

Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.

by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010

sweater party

A gathering of employees inside the walk-in refrigerator (hence the need for a sweater) of a restaurant for the purpose of becoming inebriated.

"Every customer was a dick today! Now that we're closed, we should have a sweater party before we start cleaning."

by Tuffcookie April 5, 2013

beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.

Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

Sweater Effect

The otherworldly phenomenon that occurs when a girl wears a tight sweater that enhances the apparent size of her boobs.

Winter is super rad because of the abundance of Sweater Effect.

by Funkfoam December 17, 2010